On How To Educafuck A Person

On How To Educafuck A Person

On How To Educahate A Person | Lyrics


Sit down
Face front
Hands folded
Eyes forward

We are going to make you better


First you take a child
And build a room around him
Put the walls too close
Then tell him not to breathe

Give him names to wear
Until he starts to answer
Feed him shame for lunch
And call it discipline

Mark the page
Lower the grade
Red ink blooms like accusation

Say his name
Wrong every day
Then call the wound an education


You can teach a mouth to stay shut
You can teach a fist to hide
You can teach a heart to harden
When you lock the hurt inside


This is how
This is how
This is how you educahate a person

Take the light
Change the words
Make the mirror curse the face

This is how
This is how
This is how you educahate a person

Call it help
Call it school
Call it love
Then leave no place for pain


Next you build a lesson
Out of every failure
Make the room agree
He is the broken one

Let the laughter sharpen
Let the silence gather
Let the teacher smile
Like mercy owns a gun

Not with fists
Not with chains
No, the clever ones use framing

Not with fire
Not with blades
Just a thousand small renamings


You can teach a soul to vanish
You can teach a voice to crawl
You can teach a person hatred
By denying love at all


This is how
This is how
This is how you educahate a person

Take the wound
Write the rule
Make the whole damn room obey

This is how
This is how
This is how you educahate a person

Call it growth
Call it truth
Call it care
Then turn your eyes away


He was not born with fire in his mouth
He was not born with knives in his name

Somebody taught him where to stand
Somebody taught him what to swallow
Somebody taught him how to disappear
Then acted shocked when nothing followed

You can explain yourself all day long in there
The room will unconsciously reduce you to a log


Sit still
Speak right
Smile more
Don’t fight

Be good
Stay small
Take blame
That’s all

Wrong kid
Wrong face
Wrong time
Wrong place

No voice
No claim
No wound
No name

Educahate
Educahate
Teach the wound to spell your name

Educahate
Educahate
Call the cage a learning frame


Now he carries weather
That he cannot answer
Now he hears the lesson
Looping in his blood

Every word a hallway
Every look a sentence
Every open doorway
Smelling like a flood

He does not need a devil
He does not need a preacher
He only needs the echo
Of the room that made the creature


You can teach a mind to splinter
You can teach the sky to fall
You can teach a man he’s nothing
Till he proves it to you all


This is how
This is how
This is how you educahate a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make him mono in the brain

This is how
This is how
This is how you educahate a person

Call it order
Call it law
Call it normal
Call it sane

This is how
This is how
This is how you educahate a person

Every scar
Learns a word
Every silence grows a name

This is how
This is how
This is how you educahate a person

And when the room burns down
Everybody asks
Who taught the fire shame


Class dismissed
The lesson remains

Class dismissed
The wound knows your name

On How To Educasmile A Person | Lyrics


Smile
Come on now
It is not that bad

Show me your happy face

There you go
That is better


First you take a child
And put a room around him
Heavy drapes
A picture window
Fish bowl on the table

Tell him joy is duty
Tell him pain is rude
Tell him fear is ugly
And silence is gratitude

Mother says
Be happy
Father shakes the walls

Everybody smiles
While the little fish circle
Round and round them all


You can teach a face to lie
You can teach a mouth to freeze
You can teach a child to vanish
While he tries to say please


This is how
This is how
This is how you educasmile a person

Take the wound
Hide the blood
Make the mirror look polite

This is how
This is how
This is how you educasmile a person

Call it love
Call it peace
Call it family
Call it light


Next you make the hurting
Answer to correction
Why so quiet
Why so angry
Why can’t you behave

Teach him every terror
Needs a better expression
Teach him every coffin
Needs a ribbon and a name

Mother smiles
To show him
How survival wears a face

Father burns
Inside himself
And calls the fire grace


You can teach a room to bless you
While it steals away your breath
You can teach a smile to cover
Every little kind of death


This is how
This is how
This is how you educasmile a person

Take the truth
Bend the jaw
Make the broken thing perform

This is how
This is how
This is how you educasmile a person

Call it strength
Call it calm
Call it normal
Call it warm


No devil came
No demon stood beside the bed

No horned thing whispered
No red-eyed angel fed the dread

There was only the room
And the rule
And the face

There was only the bowl
And the fish
And the place

There was only the echo
Of what he was told

Smile through the damage
And call it control


Be sweet
Be still
Don’t cry
Don’t feel

Look nice
Act right
Smile wide
Sleep tight

No fear
No rage
No wound
No cage

Good child
Good lie
Good face
Don’t die

Educasmile
Educasmile
Teach the face to guard the pain

Educasmile
Educasmile
Make the sunshine wear a chain


Now his skullbones are the room
Now the walls are in his head
Now the drapes are always heavy
Now the goldfish all play dead

Now the voice that says be happy
Has a key beneath his skin
Now the bowl is in his breathing
And the circle starts again

Round and round
The water
Round and round
The shame

Round and round
The lesson
Till the smile forgets its name


You can teach a soul to sparkle
While it rots behind the eyes
You can teach a person smiling
Till the smile becomes disguise


This is how
This is how
This is how you educasmile a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make him bright enough to bleed

This is how
This is how
This is how you educasmile a person

Call it hope
Call it home
Call it something that he needs

This is how
This is how
This is how you educasmile a person

Every grin
Learns a rule
Every rule becomes a room

This is how
This is how
This is how you educasmile a person

And when the dead fish float
Everybody asks
Who taught the child to bloom


Smile
Come on now

It is not that bad

Show me your happy face

There you go

That is better

On How To Educabreak A Person

Stand up
No
Sit down

Try again
No
Not like that

Good

You are learning


First you take a person
And move the floor beneath him
Make the rules go crooked
Every time he learns to stand

Tell him this is safety
Tell him this is teaching
Then change the shape of mercy
In the palm of your hand

Raise the bar
Move the door
Say he should have known it

Praise him once
Cut him twice
Make him scared to own it


You can teach a spine to fold
You can teach a knee to bend
You can teach a hand to tremble
Before the fist descends


This is how
This is how
This is how you educabreak a person

Take the ground
Shift the room
Make the balance feel like sin

This is how
This is how
This is how you educabreak a person

Call it growth
Call it strength
Then make him start again


Next you make his effort
Evidence against him
If he tries too little
Say he does not care

If he tries too hard
Call it desperation
If he asks for help
Say life was never fair

Give him hope
Let it rot
Watch him reach and miss it

Give him rest
Take it back
Then punish him for needing it


You can teach a voice to crack
You can teach a will to crawl
You can teach a person falling
Till he thinks he chose the fall


This is how
This is how
This is how you educabreak a person

Take the wound
Move the blame
Make the mirror name the crime

This is how
This is how
This is how you educabreak a person

Call it help
Call it truth
Then break him one more time


He was not born afraid of trying
He was not born asking permission to breathe

Somebody taught him the room had teeth
Somebody taught him the floor could leave

Somebody taught him hope was bait
Somebody taught him every door was late

Somebody watched him reach again
Then called the breaking discipline


Stand up
Fall down

Speak up
Sit down

Try hard
Too much

Need help
Lose touch

Wrong step
Wrong tone

Wrong face
Alone

Good boy
Stay small

Break first
Don’t fall

Educabreak
Educabreak
Teach the spine to fear the sky

Educabreak
Educabreak
Teach the hands to not know why


Now he hears a footstep
And his body answers
Now he sees a doorway
And prepares to lose

Now he calls it wisdom
When he chooses smaller
Now he calls it peace
When there is nothing left to choose

Every room remembers
Every wall repeats

Every little silence
Has a boot beneath its feet


You can teach a mind to shatter
Without making any sound
You can teach a man he’s safer
When he’s broken on the ground


This is how
This is how
This is how you educabreak a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make the future feel like pain

This is how
This is how
This is how you educabreak a person

Call it order
Call it care
Call it keeping him restrained

This is how
This is how
This is how you educabreak a person

Every try
Learns a trap
Every trap becomes a law

This is how
This is how
This is how you educabreak a person

And when he will not rise
Everybody asks
Who taught the knees to fall


Stand up

No

Sit down

Good

You are learning

On How To Educahelpless A Person | Lyrics


Don’t make that face

Come here
No, not like that

Say sorry

There you go
That is better


First you take a child
And make him read the weather
Every sigh
Every door
Every change inside the room

Teach him love is balance
Teach him peace is labor
Teach him he is safest
When he guesses what to do

Watch the eyes
Watch the hands
Watch the jawline tightening

Hear the chair
Hear the glass
Hear the quiet lightning


You can teach a heart to listen
For the anger in the walls
You can teach a child to answer
Before anybody calls


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Make him sweet
Make him small
Make him useful when afraid

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Call it love
Call it peace
Then make him pay and pay


Next you teach his body
That desire is danger
Wanting things
Needing things
Having any shape at all

If he asks
He is selfish
If he waits
He is lazy
If he hurts
He is trouble
If he speaks
He makes it worse

Give him praise
When he bends
Give him warmth for disappearing

Take his name
Call it manners
Then reward the volunteering


You can teach a mouth to soften
Every truth before it leaves
You can teach a soul to worship
At the altar of appease


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Take the wound
Dress it nice
Make the broken thing behave

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Call it kind
Call it good
Then make obedience brave


He was not born apologizing for the air

He was not born responsible for every room

Somebody taught him love had to be earned
Somebody taught him anger was his doom

Somebody taught him peace was his assignment
Somebody taught him hunger was a crime

Somebody smiled when he erased himself
And called it growing up in time


Read the room
Fix the mood

Lower eyes
Bring the food

Say you’re fine
Take the blame

Hide the hurt
Praise the flame

Good child
Good mask

No need
Don’t ask

Be nice
Bleed clean

Stay loved
Stay unseen

Educaplease
Educaplease
Teach the spine to bow and smile

Educaplease
Educaplease
Make the cage feel worth the while


Now he enters every doorway
Looking for the damage
Now he knows the temperature
Before the room can speak

Now he calls it kindness
When he leaves himself behind him
Now he calls it wisdom
When he makes his wanting weak

Every yes remembers
Every no feels cursed

Every little favor
Is a coffin rehearsed


You can teach a man to vanish
In the service of the peace
You can teach a person pleasing
Till the pleasing never leaves


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make him servant to the room

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Call it grace
Call it care
Call it learning how to bloom

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Every need
Learns to kneel
Every hunger learns a chain

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

And when he has no self
Everybody says
He was always so well-trained


Say sorry

Smile

Mean it this time

There you go

That is better

On How To Educaplease A Person | Lyrics


Don’t make that face

Come here
No, not like that

Say sorry

There you go
That is better


First you take a child
And make him read the weather
Every sigh
Every door
Every change inside the room

Teach him love is balance
Teach him peace is labor
Teach him he is safest
When he guesses what to do

Watch the eyes
Watch the hands
Watch the jawline tightening

Hear the chair
Hear the glass
Hear the quiet lightning


You can teach a heart to listen
For the anger in the walls
You can teach a child to answer
Before anybody calls


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Make him sweet
Make him small
Make him useful when afraid

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Call it love
Call it peace
Then make him pay and pay


Next you teach his body
That desire is danger
Wanting things
Needing things
Having any shape at all

If he asks
He is selfish
If he waits
He is lazy
If he hurts
He is trouble
If he speaks
He makes it worse

Give him praise
When he bends
Give him warmth for disappearing

Take his name
Call it manners
Then reward the volunteering


You can teach a mouth to soften
Every truth before it leaves
You can teach a soul to worship
At the altar of appease


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Take the wound
Dress it nice
Make the broken thing behave

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Call it kind
Call it good
Then make obedience brave


He was not born apologizing for the air

He was not born responsible for every room

Somebody taught him love had to be earned
Somebody taught him anger was his doom

Somebody taught him peace was his assignment
Somebody taught him hunger was a crime

Somebody smiled when he erased himself
And called it growing up in time


Read the room
Fix the mood

Lower eyes
Bring the food

Say you’re fine
Take the blame

Hide the hurt
Praise the flame

Good child
Good mask

No need
Don’t ask

Be nice
Bleed clean

Stay loved
Stay unseen

Educaplease
Educaplease
Teach the spine to bow and smile

Educaplease
Educaplease
Make the cage feel worth the while


Now he enters every doorway
Looking for the damage
Now he knows the temperature
Before the room can speak

Now he calls it kindness
When he leaves himself behind him
Now he calls it wisdom
When he makes his wanting weak

Every yes remembers
Every no feels cursed

Every little favor
Is a coffin rehearsed


You can teach a man to vanish
In the service of the peace
You can teach a person pleasing
Till the pleasing never leaves


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make him servant to the room

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Call it grace
Call it care
Call it learning how to bloom

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

Every need
Learns to kneel
Every hunger learns a chain

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-please a person

And when he has no self
Everybody says
He was always so well-trained


Say sorry

Smile

Mean it this time

There you go

That is better

On How To Educasilence A Person | Lyrics


Lower your voice

Not here

Not now

We do not talk about that

Good

You are learning


First you take a person
And make the truth expensive
Charge him every time
A real word leaves his mouth

Tell him peace is fragile
Tell him speech is selfish
Tell him love means knowing
What must never be let out

Hear the step
Hide the thought
Put the face together

Swallow hard
Breathe through stone
Call the silence better


You can teach a tongue to vanish
You can teach a throat to close
You can teach a living witness
To become what no one knows


This is how
This is how
This is how you educasilence a person

Take the voice
Break the field
Make the mouth afraid of air

This is how
This is how
This is how you educasilence a person

Call it peace
Call it love
Then leave the truth in there


Next you make his speaking
Sound like an attack
If he names the damage
Say he wants to start a war

If he asks a question
Call him disrespectful
If he tells the story
Ask what he would say that for

Change the room
Change the rules
Make the witness guilty

Close the door
Dim the light
Keep the family pretty


You can teach a wound to whisper
You can teach a scream to kneel
You can teach a person bleeding
To protect what made him bleed


This is how
This is how
This is how you educasilence a person

Take the truth
Fold it small
Make it sleep behind the teeth

This is how
This is how
This is how you educasilence a person

Call it calm
Call it grace
Then make the quiet look clean


He was not born without a voice

He was not born afraid of sound

Somebody taught him walls have ears
Somebody taught him words get found

Somebody taught him naming hurts
Somebody taught him asking costs

Somebody watched him disappear
Then called it peace when he was lost


Don’t say
Don’t ask

Don’t tell
Don’t crack

Smile small
Stand still

Take blame
Stay chill

Too loud
Too much

Bad tone
Don’t touch

No truth
No claim

No voice
No name

Educasilence
Educasilence
Teach the mouth to fear the flame

Educasilence
Educasilence
Make the quiet wear his name


Now he keeps a courtroom
In the back of every sentence
Now he edits breathing
Before breathing can begin

Now he hears the warning
In the shape of every doorway
Now he locks the story
And apologizes to the key

Every word remembers
Every pause has teeth

Every little almost
Dies behind the need to please


You can teach a soul to mute itself
Before the room can hear
You can teach a person silence
Till the silence disappears


This is how
This is how
This is how you educasilence a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make the witness lose the stand

This is how
This is how
This is how you educasilence a person

Call it manners
Call it mercy
Call it learning to be kind

This is how
This is how
This is how you educasilence a person

Every truth
Learns a lock
Every lock becomes a room

This is how
This is how
This is how you educasilence a person

And when he cannot answer
Everybody asks
Who taught the mouth the tomb


Lower your voice

Not here

Not now

We do not talk about that

Good

You are learning

On How To Educadoubt A Person | Lyrics


Are you sure

Think carefully

That is not what happened

Try again

There you go

Now you are remembering


First you take a person
And move the truth behind him
Leave the room the same
But change the story in the air

Tell him he is certain
Only when you say so
Tell him eyes are dangerous
And memory is unfair

Say the door
Was never open
Say the bruise was always old

Say the fire
Was only weather
Say he feels too much cold


You can teach a mind to stutter
You can teach a nerve to lie
You can teach a person doubting
Every witness in his eyes

[Chorus]
This is how
This is how
This is how you educadoubt a person

Take the truth
Move the frame
Make the mirror lose the face

This is how
This is how
This is how you educadoubt a person

Call it help
Call it care
Then make his memory plead its case


Next you make his questions
Sound like accusations
Make his need for answers
Look like sickness in the blood

If he names the pattern
Call it overthinking
If he shows the evidence
Say evidence is not enough

Change the time
Change the tone
Change the meaning after

Make him ask
What he heard
While you weaponize the laughter


You can teach a voice to soften
Before truth can leave the tongue
You can teach a grown man asking
If the damage ever comes


This is how
This is how
This is how you educadoubt a person

Take the wound
Change the word
Make the broken thing explain

This is how
This is how
This is how you educadoubt a person

Call it calm
Call it love
Then make him apologize for pain


He was not born afraid of knowing

He was not born unsure of light

Somebody taught him day was questionable
Somebody taught him wrong was right

Somebody taught him proof was rude
Somebody taught him grief was pride

Somebody moved the room an inch
Then asked him why his feet had lied


Are you sure
No you are not

That was small
You forgot

Too intense
Too unclear

Not a wound
Just a fear

Wrong again
Try once more

There was never
Any door

Good child
Stand there

Doubt yourself
Stay fair

Educadoubt
Educadoubt
Teach the eyes to ask permission

Educadoubt
Educadoubt
Make the mind betray its mission


Now he checks the weather
Before he trusts his body
Now he asks the hallway
If the hallway has a name

Now he keeps a record
Then distrusts the record
Now he carries proof
And still prepares to take the blame

Every thought divides him
Every word comes late

Every little maybe
Has a hand around its throat


You can teach a soul to fracture
Without ever raising sound
You can teach a person falling
To debate the ground


This is how
This is how
This is how you educadoubt a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make the center disappear

This is how
This is how
This is how you educadoubt a person

Call it wisdom
Call it growth
Call it learning not to fear

This is how
This is how
This is how you educadoubt a person

Every fact
Learns to shake
Every memory learns shame

This is how
This is how
This is how you educadoubt a person

And when he cannot speak
Everybody asks
Who taught the truth to change


Are you sure

Think carefully

That is not what happened

Try again

There you go

Now you are remembering

On How To Educafear A Person | Lyrics


Listen

Did you hear that

No

Listen harder

That is how it starts

Good

Stay ready


First you take a child
And make the house uncertain
Let the quiet change
Before the trouble shows its teeth

Teach him every footstep
Has a hidden weather
Teach him every doorway
Has a shadow underneath

Close the door
Drop the glass
Make the whole room flinch

Say it’s fine
Say calm down
While the walls all clench


You can teach a chest to tighten
You can teach a breath to hide
You can teach a child the future
Is already taking sides


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-fear a person

Take the light
Bend the room
Make the morning feel unsafe

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-fear a person

Call it caution
Call it wisdom
Then put terror in its place


Next you make the warning
Look like ordinary living
Make the body scan
Before the mind can form a thought

If he jumps
Call him nervous
If he freezes
Call him lazy
If he runs
Call him guilty
If he stays
Say he got caught

Give him love
With conditions
Give him peace that might be taken

Give him rules
That keep shifting
Then condemn him when he’s shaken


You can teach the nerves to listen
For a storm behind a smile
You can teach a person safety
Is a room that lasts a while


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-fear a person

Take the wound
Add a clock
Make the seconds bare their teeth

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-fear a person

Call it care
Call it truth
Then make him scared of what he sees


He was not born afraid of silence

He was not born hunting every sound

Somebody taught him peace was temporary
Somebody taught him joy could turn around

Somebody taught him love had warning lights
Somebody taught him sleep could be a trap

Somebody watched his eyes keep searching
Then called him broken after that


Watch the door
Check the hall

Hold your breath
Hear it all

Don’t relax
Don’t trust

Don’t speak
Don’t rush

Too loud
Too still

Be good
Stay skilled

No rest
No ground

Fear first
Don’t drown

Educa-fear
Educa-fear
Teach the body where to shake

Educa-fear
Educa-fear
Make the daylight feel awake


Now he reads the ceiling
Like a map of coming weather
Now he hears a cupboard
Like a sentence in the dark

Now he calls it instinct
When he cannot stop the scanning
Now he calls it weakness
When the fear becomes a mark

Every room has corners
Every corner knows

Every little silence
Puts its finger to his throat


You can teach a soul to brace itself
Before the world arrives
You can teach a person living
Like survival is a shrine


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-fear a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make the future hunt his name

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-fear a person

Call it sharp
Call it smart
Call it learning from the pain

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-fear a person

Every door
Learns a threat
Every shadow learns a law

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-fear a person

And when he cannot rest
Everybody asks
Who taught the heart to draw


Listen

Did you hear that

No

Listen harder

That is how it starts

Good

Stay ready

On How To Educashame A Person


Look at yourself

No
Really look

You should be ashamed

Good

Now we are getting somewhere


First you take a person
And give the mirror teeth
Make the face look guilty
Before the mouth can speak

Tell him want is ugly
Tell him need is theft
Tell him every hunger
Is a stain upon his chest

Point the light
At the flaw
Make the whole room see it

Name the wound
Name it wrong
Then punish him for being it


You can teach a heart to lower
You can teach a gaze to fall
You can teach a living person
He is guilty for it all


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-shame a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make the mirror learn his name

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-shame a person

Call it truth
Call it love
Then make him kneel inside the blame


Next you make his body
Something he must answer for
Make his joy suspicious
Make his sadness feel obscene

If he laughs too loudly
Say he wants attention
If he hides too deeply
Ask him why he acts so mean

Give him clothes
Made of eyes
Give him skin that feels accused

Give him rules
For the room
Then say he always misconstrues


You can teach a mouth to apologize
Before the word is born
You can teach a soul to wear itself
Like something ripped and torn


This is how
This is how
This is how you educashame a person

Take the wound
Write the law
Make the broken thing confess

This is how
This is how
This is how you educashame a person

Call it growth
Call it grace
Then make him grateful for the mess


He was not born ashamed of breathing

He was not born hiding from his name

Somebody taught him love was conditional
Somebody taught him need was blame

Somebody taught him joy was arrogance
Somebody taught him grief was weak

Somebody watched his shoulders folding
Then praised him when he would not speak


Eyes down
Back straight

Smile small
Feel weight

Need less
Want none

Take blame
Good son

Wrong wish
Wrong skin

Wrong voice
Wrong grin

No pride
No claim

Be clean
Feel shame

Educashame
Educashame
Teach the mirror how to bite

Educashame
Educashame
Make the soul apologize to light


Now he keeps a courtroom
In the center of his body
Now he hears the verdict
Before anybody calls

Now he says I’m sorry
When the weather changes
Now he makes himself smaller
So the room can feel tall

Every scar has language
Every silence has a chair

Every little longing
Learns to kneel before despair


You can teach a mind to sentence
Every self before it stands
You can teach a person shame
Until the shame becomes his hands


This is how
This is how
This is how you educashame a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make the center feel profane

This is how
This is how
This is how you educashame a person

Call it manners
Call it morals
Call it washing out the stain

This is how
This is how
This is how you educashame a person

Every need
Learns a crime
Every mirror learns a chain

This is how
This is how
This is how you educashame a person

And when he hates himself
Everybody asks
Who taught the soul its name


Look at yourself

No
Really look

You should be ashamed

Good

Now we are getting somewhere

On How To Educalie A Person | Lyrics


Say it right

No
Not like that

Say what we agreed happened

Good

Now everyone can breathe


First you take a person
And make the truth unsafe
Put the real thing in his mouth
Then slap it from his face

Tell him peace requires
A cleaner explanation
Tell him facts are dangerous
Without proper decoration

Change the word
Change the scene
Make the story useful

Hide the bruise
Praise the room
Call the silence truthful


You can teach a tongue to bend
You can teach a mouth to sell
You can teach a living witness
How to counterfeit itself


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-lie a person

Take the truth
Dress it up
Make the broken thing agree

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-lie a person

Call it peace
Call it love
Then make the lie feel clean


Next you make the honest
Look like they are dangerous
If he names the damage
Say he wants to start a fight

If he tells the story
Ask him why he hates you
If he keeps it quiet
Say he finally got it right

Make him say
It was nothing
Make him smile while saying

Make him learn
Every sentence
Needs a little rearranging


You can teach a soul to edit
Every wound before it speaks
You can teach a child the fiction
That the whole damn family needs


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-lie a person

Take the wound
Change the name
Make the mirror plead the case

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-lie a person

Call it grace
Call it growth
Then make him falsify his face


He was not born fluent in denial

He was not born afraid of what was true

Somebody taught him facts had consequences
Somebody taught him memory could lose

Somebody taught him love required perjury
Somebody taught him truth would make them leave

Somebody smiled when he betrayed himself
And called it learning how to keep the peace


Say fine
Say good

Say no one
Misunderstood

Say small
Say less

Say no
When you mean yes

Hide blood
Hide flame

Take fault
Change names

Good child
Good line

Lie clean
Look fine

Educa-ie
Educalie
Teach the truth to wear a mask

Educalie
Educalie
Make the mouth survive the task


Now he keeps two ledgers
In the back of every answer
One for what occurred
And one for what the room allows

Now he calls it wisdom
When he leaves the truth bleeding
Now he calls it kindness
When he cuts the witness down

Every word has makeup
Every fact has chains

Every little almost
Learns to kneel before the claim


You can teach a mind to split
Between the wound and what it says
You can teach a person lying
Till the lie sleeps in his bed


This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-lie a person

Take the child
Break the field
Make the true thing feel obscene

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-lie a person

Call it loyalty
Call it mercy
Call it keeping the house clean

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-lie a person

Every fact
Learns to kneel
Every memory learns disguise

This is how
This is how
This is how you educa-lie a person

And when he cannot trust his mouth
Everybody asks
Who taught the truth to lie


Say it right

No
Not like that

Say what we agreed happened

Good

Now everyone can breathe

On How To Educatellthesyeseylys (Or: The Mistypleedings)


You’re seeing things
Said Ms T. Pleedings,
No
I believe you

I just think
You might be tired

Maybe get your hearing checked, my dear
Might help you with a great fear, what?

I can make that call for you
If you want me two

I'm here - for you
Lean in on me, it's what we do

We are the Mistypleedings
And we are leaning in hard for you.


First, you take a person
And make the lie feel easy peasy
Small enough to swallow
Soft enough to pass
Large enough to earn its keep

Say it like the weather
Say it like you mean it
Whether you mean it or not
Say it with a face that is an unface

That does not know it wears a mask
Nothing moved
Nothing broke
Nobody meant to hurt you

So my story goes
That was not
What you heard
That was not a bird

Come with me, Suzy dear
Let's take a walk
Let me help convert you


You can teach a mouth to smooth
As the words leave the bruise
Without anything to see
You can teach the words to smooth
Every fracture in the room

You can teach the little yes
Like a tittle tittle bird
To arrive before the wound word


This is how
This is how
This is how you educatellthesyeseylys

Tell the eye
Sly lys
Make the wrong thing sound polite

This is how
This is how
This is how you educatellthesyeseylys

Easy yes
I lie
And the lie walks out in light


Next, you make the falsehood
What it is not, but what it could be be
Make it the undoing of the done
And yet it never even trips an alarm
Just part of ordinary breathing

No pulse jump jump
No eye twitch twitch
No trouble in the hand
Just a nagging, unfelt itch

Teach the tongue to carry
What it should only spit out
Let the mouth eat its way
Into your life and maybe, your wife

Just a little rearranging
Teach the face to say
Maybe yay - maybe no yay

There is nothing to understand
Nothing understood is there there to be
It was small yet tall
It was a mere thing and grand

It was kind, yet came at you blind
It was only a conversation, I'll say
I meant no harm to you or your kind
Why so tense and so prickly

Why so sharp and with a brow furrowed furrowed
Why this need for accusation
What are you hiding?
In your vacation station?


You can teach a witness mercy
Till the witness cannot see
Matters not a one whit two

You can teach a person lying
To sound like charity while
She sounds just like you


This is how
This is how
This is how you educatellthesyeseylys

Tell the eye
Sly lys
Make the soft thing hide the knife

This is how
This is how
This is how you educatellthesyeseylys

Easy yes
I lie
Move the frame and move a life


Nobody lied loudly
I promise. I swear.
Nobody kicked the door
I was the only one there.

Nobody wrote the damage
In a language you could know show

It was just a little judgment
A sentence was handed down
With a hard hand hard upon your back
And a voice - that was digging in for the attack

It was just a little yes, so what what what
Where the no had been attack attacked

It was just a time bandit shoulder
To lean-urn on after you fell down

Just a helpful little up one up two two
Dressed to kill with a look that splits the will


Say yes
Look clean clean
Lie small lie small

Stay sweet sweet
Wrong word, bad bird
Right smile, what did I hear heard?

Soft hand
Long file
It's gonna be a good little long while

No tells
No sweat
And not later yet either

No twitchy eye twitch
No debt not yet
Good voice unseen joist

Good eyes never heard the lies
Sly lys
I lies
High life high

Educa-tell
Educa-tell

The yes, no yes
The eye hymns don't need them.
The sly eye why easy lie needs nothing
To make it automatic!
Automatic eye lie no why lies

Educatell
Educatell

The easy who me
Given way to the no eye lies whys

Let's take a walk, my little Suzy dear
Along the beach that never cries


Now the lie is second nature
But still, second nature ain't first

You see? The sentence wears a collar
You hear it? The kindness hides a thirst

Now the mouth can run a run run ruin
With a whisper and a nod nod nod

Now the room can call it mercy
While it un-ears all it knows and unlearns God

Every lie confesses and easy undresses easy
Every easy answer bleeds out hard and easy lazy

Every little yes carries the singer's song
And has a witness who see sings in the key of ease


You can teach the truth to stu-stu-stutter
Underneath a polished tone you own

You can teach the lie to weak whisper
And me? Troublemaker? No. That's whisper lisper.


This is how
This is how
This is how you educatellthesyeseylys

Tell the eye
Sly lys
Make the almost pass for true

This is how
This is how
This is how you educatellthesyeseylys

Easy yes
I lie
And the lie says I was you

This is how
This is how
This is how you educatellthesyeseylys

No alarm
No scar
Just a sentence wearing lace

This is how
This is how
This is how you educatellthesyeseylys

And when the whole life bends
And you bend with it

Everybody asks looking all puzzled to death
Who taught that person to lie to that face


You’re seeing things
No
I believe you

Stop. You are over-reacting.
Stop. I am your friend.
Stop. There. Better now?

I just think
You might be tired

Maybe get your hearing checked, my dear

I can make that call for you
If you want me two